Do all the people in tech support believe that every customer is totally clueless? Do all the people in tech support read off of cue cards when walking through procedures? Do all the people in tech support ever listen to what a customer has to say and respond accordingly? Are people in tech support really people?
Recently I have been having continuous problems with my ISP, which I will not name, and I’ve had to call in for tech support at least three times a week for the past three weeks approximately, to have things resolved. It all started when they decided to remove my line card for my DSL service. It took me a week of constantly getting on their backs about the problem, before I got the little green DSL light to shine bright again. Then I found out that their computers were not accepting a connection from my DSL modem. Lucky me. After getting back on the phone again they said it would take two days before the problem would be resolved. After many headaches and phone calls I finally got a connection — but there was a catch — I was getting a mere 128KBps when I was paying for 5MBps. Huge difference in speeds. (After a lot of complaining I got upgraded from 3MBps to 5MBps at no extra cost, my monthly payments were reduced, and I got two free routers!) By then I was already at two weeks with either no connection or sub-par connection speeds. Again I got on the phone to try and get the problem rectified. This time I found out that the line card they re-installed could only accommodate 128KBps and no higher, so it would take another 48 hours for them to replace the card with one that can handle 5MBps. And then tonight I had to call them again because even though they upgraded my card and I could connect to the Internet, it was STILL at sub-par speeds. Pathetic! So tonight I called again and got possibly the worst tech support representative of all time.
With a heavy accent I have grown accustomed to understanding, she walked me through the client-side procedures that I have done at least four times in the past two weeks. I even asked her right off the bat if she could send me to a tech level two technician, who would understand my problem right away in all likelihood, but she insisted on going through the procedures before escalating my case. So I was patient and went through the usual painstaking steps knowing they would prove nothing. (Talk about a leakage in the economy — waste of time!) After all that she puts me on hold and escalates my case as I was clearly showing signs of losing patience and annoyance. She put me on hold for twenty whole minutes! (Probably because she was annoyed at me too. At least it was mutual.) After she gets back she says the profile of my line is sub-par and will be urgently upgraded in 24 hours. Hallelujah! The entire time I wasted was not in vain! But I can’t celebrate too much yet, as the problem and 24 hours has not passed as yet. I expect it to be done as soon as possible, or else they should expect another call from me, and this time I know how to play their game.
Now tech support is usually supposed to be friendly, helpful, and empathetic, but it turns out more often than not that the level one tech support reps of my ISP are just pathetic! The lady I got tonight had to be new at it, or else there is just no other excuse. When walking through procedures she was clearly reading off her sheet and not even contemplating what she was saying. She expected my PC to reboot in less than 5 seconds and for me to click as fast as she spoke. My blackBook can’t even reboot that fast! And she would read the procedures as if she was reading the news — brisk and brief enough to be unable to keep up. Luckily I had done all the steps a week ago so I knew where to go and what to do. What was even worse was when I tried to get her to understand the problem I have been dealing with the entire three weeks and she would simply stay silent for a few secs, say “hello” to make sure I’m still on the line, and then begin again with “What you need to do next is…” and totally disregard my statement! Not only is it ignorant, but very irritating! It’s like talking to a robot! If that’s how the level one tech support reps are trained, then they might as well hire chimps! Act, rinse, repeat. Not only was she the most annoying rep I have received to date, I almost wanted to file a complaint, and I’ve never felt like doing that before! Maybe I’m being a little idealistic, but there should be more rigorous training sessions in place to have these non-technical reps learn what they recite!
From getting a rep that sounded like a squeaky mouse, to a totally incompetent rep, I am officially tired of dealing with tech support reps. And that ends my rant about the nightmares I’ve had with tech support. Not one fond memory has come of this — only tests to my tolerance and painstaking patience.
written by tofu